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” I always get to where I’m going by walking away from where I have been.”
― Winnie the Pooh, A.A. Milne
Hi, Sam Here
A full time nanny, partner, sister, niece, daughter, grand daughter, friend, low key therapist, pizza devourer, un-paid football analyst, tennis shoe collector, high key chef and pat the cereal before you eat it ..eater. Thank you for being interested in my journey. I won't disappoint you.....and if do, just let me know...and I'll make the necessary adjustments to ...🥴..better yet, never mind! LOL.
....Keeps A Smile On My Face
Don't Quote Me On This But ..
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
—Will Ferrell
“I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later."
—Mitch Hedberg
“There is one word that describes people that don't like me: Irrelevant.”
—Anonymous
“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’”
—Steven Wright
“I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.”
—Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), Finding Dory
“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
—Rita Rudner
“I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.”
—Anonymous
“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.”
—Ellen DeGeneres
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
—Steve Martin
“I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.”
—Anonymous
“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.”
—Anonymous
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
—Michael Scott (Steve Carrell), The Office
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